Anonymous said: Saying you don't like rap music.

yoisthisracist:

Look, you ever notice that people who spend all this time criticizing rap music never give a fraction of this scrutiny to the types of music they like? THAT SHIT IS NOT AN ACCIDENT

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If he wears lush deodorant and lets you pick the flower buds out of his pit hair he’s a keeper.

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Is there anything more satisfying than freeing a really good ingrown hair?

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#tw skin picking #tw dermatillomania 

perseidbadger:

Be a lady in the streets and a dark, terrifying, chthonic hellbeast in the roads and alleyways, in the liminal, protean spaces from which people avert their gaze and speed past in unthinking, primal terror.

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chelseaisworkinonit:

Too obsessed with this dress to wait to post it.

DRESS: Fashion to Figure size 2x

Thank you to the lady who handed me this MARKED DOWN BEAUTIFUL SEXY DRESS. I love you. Fashion to Figure is becoming one of my fav stores. It’s def my style. I’ve been wanting a two piece matching set for awhile and this is the perfect solution: a cutout.

Once again, I’m in a COLOR. Yay!! I love love love this dress ugh. It fits perfectly. Instant love when I put it on. The sales ladies were mid sentence and when they saw me from across the store they ran over to tell me how great I looked. They’re always so helpful in there. And adorable.

Advice to the boy who was waiting for a bus nearby and slowly creeped on me and tried to hit on me: don’t approach girls alone in an abandoned parking lot. If you really want a lady’s number you gotta put in effort. Don’t be rude to me and then ask for my number. Just don’t bother me at all. If I make you nervous then obv just stay away. When I said I had a bf, he literally ran away as fast as he could. What a dumbass. THINK ABOUT HOW THREATENING YOU ARE SOMETIMES. Gawd.

Anyways. This dress. 5 stars.

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desperadore:

kissing-monsters:

partlysmith:

I just learned that there’s an animal called “the SCREAMING HAIRY ARMADILLO" and it looks and sounds like a fucking Jim Henson puppet.

the world is an amazing place

ALARMADILLO

omg my cat did not like this one bit

That is one well named animal.

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fitzefitcher:

daggerpen:

monicalewinsky1996:

Trigger warning: Breakfast

Holy shit.

reasons why we don’t make fun of seemingly odd triggers

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coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.

coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.

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donutguts:

my first attempt at diy screen printing turned out so much better than i imagined! it’s funky but i like it it’s kind of like the prison tattoo of screen print! will be making patches soon hmu

donutguts:

my first attempt at diy screen printing turned out so much better than i imagined! it’s funky but i like it it’s kind of like the prison tattoo of screen print! will be making patches soon hmu

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monicalewinsky1996:

eurotrottest:

odditymall:

The Defender is a pepper spray that when sprayed takes a picture of the person you’re spraying and sends it the police along with your GPS location, user information, as well as flashing a bright light in the attackers face and emitting a loud alarm.

—->http://odditymall.com/pepper-spray-that-takes-a-picture-and-alerts-the-police

BRUH

wish this was legal in canada

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"Dude, I’m a lawyer and these women are educators," she said in reply. "Why the hell would I be in here soliciting prostitution?" Washington said he answered, "I don’t know but that’s what you’re doing."

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h-a-i-r-s-p-i-r-a-t-i-o-n:

OMG Girl- Babydoll 

Breaunna Wommack

Instagram - @my_dollhouse 

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Tura Satana, The Doll Squad (1973)

Tura Satana, The Doll Squad (1973)

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"I’ll tell you the most believable thing about [Orange Is The New Black] is the idea that Piper only got 15 months for running dope money…I’m a white blonde girl who went out and willfully fucked up and committed armed robbery, and I got five years. There were tons of black girls in my prison who were holding onto a bag of dope for a couple of days, and they always seemed to get, like, 10 years. If you ever find yourself in prison and wonder why there’s tension between white and black, shit like that is probably one of the reasons."

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