October 2011
if this gets a thousand notes my fifteen year old...
earthwindfire82:
ghdos:
LMFAO
For the cause.
rainbowtwat asked: If you were gay, you'd be my soul mate. I prefer Thai over Chinese any day.
The New York Times interviewed me and some other... →
omgregory:
Mr. Alexander cited reasons for wearing high heels many women have known since they were invented: “It’s a power thing. You’re higher than everybody else. You make more sound. You walk a different way. It makes your legs look better.”
“But the fact is, men always get a much easier time about their problems than...”
– Courtney Love (via seeyouinhellfinechina)
This is why I can never discuss my love of Courtney with dudes. They always fall over themselves to shame her for being “slutty” or a “junkie”. I had a guy do that once while wearing a JIM MORRISON t-shirt. Shit head.
(via the-madame-hatter)
“You don’t want to start setting up another rule book, like: “This is how you’re...”
– Kathleen Hanna
(via asleeplessmindxvx)
A Frightful-ish Release: Mind-Cruton: Bullshit... →
gertrudeversuz:
“Let your guard down”: This implies that I am leaving my perimeter vulnerable to enemy attack, and not in a sexy way. Am I a citadel in this scenario? “Try to be more open” means exactly the same thing and doesn’t remind me exclusively of Orcs.
“I wouldn’t change a thing about you”: Why,…
“Assumptions are the death of a relationship. If you think you know what’s going...”
– Tonya Hurley (via objects-of-my-affection)
Anonymous asked: Describe what made your favourite lover your favourite.
lol tumblr
I feel another “post noods on the internet” phase coming on, but really… I’m too old to be doing that shit for free.
