If only I were as invisible as I feel.
I’m usually the hands on type, but this thing where my hands are too tired from working to get myself off is getting old.
unzip his pants like you’re gonna give him head and then
just burp on his penis and leave
male privilege is ryan lochte responding to ye shiwen’s record-beating swim by saying “it was pretty impressive. and it was a female. she’s fast. if she was there with me, i don’t know, she might have beat me.”
lochte swam his final 50 meters in 29.10 seconds. ye swam it in 28.93. motherfucker, she DID BEAT YOU.