Bitch, I'm hiding razor blades in my clit.

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Crushed under the weight of so many things left unsaid.

If only I were as invisible as I feel.

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#personal

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#GPOY

Will I ruin my clit with a Hitachi wand?

I’m usually the hands on type, but this thing where my hands are too tired from working to get myself off is getting old.

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“Why do they think ‘fat dyke’ is an insult? To me, it means… I’m gonna eat fried chicken and pussy. That’s why I brought wet naps.” —Margaret Cho

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cosmo tip #272

expertcosmotips:

unzip his pants like you’re gonna give him head and then

just burp on his penis and leave

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so much joy it hurts: Lot's Wife by Anna Akhmatova  → kathleenjoy.tumblr.com

kathleenjoy:

translated by Max Hayward and Stanley Kunitz

And the just man trailed God’s shining agent,
over a black mountain, in his giant track,
while a restless voice kept harrying his woman:
“It’s not too late, you can still look back

at the red towers of your native Sodom,
the square where once you…

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aboutmaleprivilege:

male privilege is ryan lochte responding to ye shiwen’s record-beating swim by saying “it was pretty impressive. and it was a female. she’s fast. if she was there with me, i don’t know, she might have beat me.”

lochte swam his final 50 meters in 29.10 seconds. ye swam it in 28.93. motherfucker, she DID BEAT YOU.

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